{gift giving guide} What my Man will NOT be getting for Christmas.....

I can't stand it.

  I'm crying.

Laughter tears.

You know,

 the kind that you get from laughing hysterically.  My stomach hurts.

It's a little creepy right now, because I'm alone,

I'm still gonna laugh anyway.

Let me start off by stating that my hubby is a manly-man. 
 Sometimes too manly.

 (if you know what I mean).

So, when I see things like this:

The picture speaks for itself.            Source:UberReview

I have a complete meltdown in my brain thinking of how my hubs would look wearing this apparatus.

 The feeling moves from my brain down to my um, laughy parts {ie, mouth, belly} and I let out a great big bellor.....I probably sound like a cow. I think a little spit flew out of my mouth.

 

 

Doesn't matter, I'm alone with this happiness.... brought on at my hubby's expense.

I truely hope that I don't offend anyone with this post. 

 I can't help it. 

I think it's funny.